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"It is an awful thing to be betrayed by your body. And it’s lonely, because you feel you can’t talk about it. You feel it’s something between you and the body. You feel it’s a battle you will never win … and yet you fight it day after day, and it wears you down. Even if you try to ignore it, the energy it takes to ignore it will exhaust you."

- David Levithan- Every Day (via transgendersquare)

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iatrogenic:

ohaugustine:

shezzablue:

missmindicarriesbaby5:

jesseproch:

emt-monster:

Please reblog if you know anyone who might take party drugs.

I’m not an emt yet, but everytime I see someone do drugs, I just hope they’re smart enough to remember these points.

I really love this, because as someone with anxiety when I did take party drugs way back when I was always scared of going to the hospital because I didnt want to be arrested…..even when I bad tripped and cried in the bathroom for 10 hours because I thought Jeff was trying to murder me. I dont do party drugs anymore, but it still is comforting to me….seriously.

Most EMTS and medics I’ve met are some of the most non-judgmental folks ever. Look, we love helping people and saving lives. That’s what we went to school for. Help us help you, and everyone will fare better for it. 

seriously, EMTs don’t give a shit that what you took was illegal. they give a shit about how to keep you from not dying, even if this is your fiftieth ambulance call for drug abuse this year. it’s their job: keep you alive. you, or someone with you, can help them with that by just. not. lying.

No, really. It’s true. I don’t care. I will pick you up and take you to the hospital, I will give you some naloxone and make the drug go away. You’re not going to get arrested, I won’t contact the cops, my crew won’t contact the cops (because I would kill them) and the hospital won’t, either. 

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the-darkest-of-lights:

momochanners:

mizzjade:

wolfraid:

Mystic.

I spent years thinking narwhals were completely fictional.

I spent years thinking narwhals were completely fictional.

*raises hand*

whispers "Me too…"

The unicorns of the sea

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iatrogenic:

manticoreimaginary:

klenatveit:

Changes to the Into the Woods movie according to IMDb

NOPE NOPE NOPE

BIGGEST EVER NOPE. WITH NOPE SAUCE. NO

A NOPENADO EVEN. FULL OF NOPE SHRAPNEL.

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nikipaprika:

Homer J Simpson voice: NEEERRRRRRD!!!
I wanted to try and have a go at doing a more kinda “realistic” approach to my cecil design since i usually draw him very simplified and leave out details. I haven’t done portraiture in a long time let alone the fact i wasn’t basing this upon any reference so i apologise this probably looks utter pants. It’s so hard to draw someone who is meant to look average but still make features interesting. i hope i captured his inner dork :’)

nikipaprika:

Homer J Simpson voice: NEEERRRRRRD!!!

I wanted to try and have a go at doing a more kinda “realistic” approach to my cecil design since i usually draw him very simplified and leave out details. I haven’t done portraiture in a long time let alone the fact i wasn’t basing this upon any reference so i apologise this probably looks utter pants. It’s so hard to draw someone who is meant to look average but still make features interesting. i hope i captured his inner dork :’)

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Source: nikipaprika

devils-huntress:

thepiemakerandthegirlnamedchuck:

thefoodispeople:

dottewa:

a-void-reality:

GO WATCH THIS SHOW, HONESTLY IT IS SO AMAZING. 

IF THIS POST CREATES 1 NEW PUSHING DAISIES FAN MY LIFE = MADE. 

Alright let me help out then:

1) Most of the cast is female. In fact only two main characters are male.

2) Both male characters take typically non-masculine hobbies. Emerson Cod knits almost non-stop and makes pop-up books. Ned is literally called “The Pie-Maker” because he bakes homestyle pies from his mother’s method. Both are shown to be very nurturing and even maternal characters. Conversely, the women? A pair of professional travelling show performers that have gritty sexual scandals the way men usually get (see the entire “Chuck’s father” storylines), a beekeeper who is the single most positive and optimistic character imaginable, and a former professional jockey- Three of four pro athletes.

3) You could very easily make the claim Ned is asexual.

4) Yes, the storyline is about romance. But it’s also about the positive side of a love story, and their only drama lies in overcoming their inability to actually share contact.

5) A very good friend of mine recommended this show to me as “Disney for adults.” I told her it was already on my list to watch because “It’s by Bryan Fuller, from Wonderfalls and Dead Like Me.” Bryan Fuller is now most known for “Hannibal.” The same camera methods and bright colours and lighting techniques Hannibal is known for? Perfected in this show, just using a different tone- The same colour methods in reverse, upping the vivid greens and yellows instead of reds and blues, which sells emotion both ways.

7) Probably one of the best examples of a modern day fairy tale possible.

8) Narrated by Jim Dale- The narrator for the HP audio books.

I don’t know if anyone’s already added links to this, but all of these here work and if you hover over the links, an episode description shows :)

Season 1:

  1. Pie-Lette
  2. Dummy
  3. The Fun in Funeral
  4. Pigeon
  5. Girth
  6. Bitches
  7. Smell of Success
  8. Bitter Sweets
  9. Corpsicle

Season 2:

  1. Bzzzzzzzzz!
  2. Circus Circus
  3. Bad Habits
  4. Frescorts
  5. Dim Sum Lose Some
  6. Oh Oh Oh… It’s Magic
  7. Robbing Hood
  8. Comfort Food
  9. The Legend of Merle McQuoddy
  10. The Norwegians
  11. Window Dressed to Kill
  12. Water & Power
  13. Kerplunk

Guys, if you could reblog this it would be great! Let’s spread the word about this amazing show!

gotta keep this so I can watch it.

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