Scribble to the Owl

#this makes me think of like #The Hangover or some shit #like...

Sat, 25 May 2013 02:44:02 -0700

#this makes me think of like #The Hangover or some shit #like they just wake up in a forest #We fucked up.

#they lost clint #he’s supposed to be marrying natasha in the morning #but they fucking lost him

#at one point steve remembers he got married to a stripper #and screams #I MARRIED A HOOKER #and thor looks absolutely offended and yells #HOW DARE YOU SHE’S A NICE LADY

i need a fic of this. STAT.

Photo

Sat, 25 May 2013 01:18:03 -0700

laptop-charger: damon albarn is literally the most attractive creature i have ever laid my eyes on...

Sat, 25 May 2013 01:17:50 -0700

laptop-charger:

damon albarn is literally the most attractive creature i have ever laid my eyes on i’m not even over exaggerating i swear i have never seen anyone or anything more beautiful than him it makes me want to cry

nehirose: heatherbat: shinga-tumblr: that awkward moment when you have a fandom OT3 and NO ONE TO...

Fri, 24 May 2013 23:22:15 -0700

nehirose:

heatherbat:

shinga-tumblr:

that awkward moment when you have a fandom OT3 and NO ONE TO TELL WHO WATCHES THE SHOW WHO AND WHO WOULDN’T FIND IT WEIRD

SHANNON. JESS. THE OT3 IS TROY/ABED/ANNIE.

THAT IS TOTALLY MY COMMUNITY OT3 TOO you are not aloooooooooone.

they are the BEST

though i totally ship jeff and the dean, too. yay fucked up dynamics!

heatherbat: becominginspired: raspberrying: These are pencil...

Fri, 24 May 2013 23:09:27 -0700

heatherbat:

becominginspired:

raspberrying:

These are pencil drawings by Paul Cadden.

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME

hold the fucking phone.

WHAT.

WHAT KIND OF LIFE HAVE I BEEN LIVING

"Indeed, the idea of ‘winning the girl’ – of overcoming female objections or resistance through..."

Fri, 24 May 2013 23:08:35 -0700

“Indeed, the idea of ‘winning the girl’ – of overcoming female objections or resistance through repeated and frequently escalating efforts – is central to most of our modern romantic narratives. (Female persistence, by contrast, is viewed as pathetic.) And the more I think about instances of creepiness, harassment and stalking that culminate in either the threat or actuality of sexual assault, the more I’m convinced that a massive part of the problem is this socially sanctioned idea that men are fundamentally entitled to persist. Because if men are meant to persist, then women who say no must only be rejecting the attempt, not the man himself, so that every separate attempt becomes one of a potentially infinite number of keys which might just fit the lock of the woman’s approval. She’s not the one who’s allowed to say no, not really; she should be silent and passive as a locked door, waiting patiently while the man runs through however many keys he can be bothered trying. And if he gets sick of this lengthy process and just breaks in? Well, frustration under those circumstances is only natural. Either the door shouldn’t have been there to impede him, or it shouldn’t have been locked.”

- The Creepiness Question (via notemily)

sarcadium: Gorillaz - Clint Eastwood

Fri, 24 May 2013 23:07:57 -0700

sarcadium:

Gorillaz - Clint Eastwood

dansolo: Banksy strikes again.

Fri, 24 May 2013 23:07:42 -0700

dansolo:

Banksy strikes again.

reasonrules: hermione-ganja: A necessary message for all the...

Fri, 24 May 2013 23:06:19 -0700

reasonrules:

hermione-ganja:

A necessary message for all the nice guys out there.

SCREAMING

reason #283940 why aventure time rules. and owls are the best.

“‘EY! MY CONTROLLAH’S BROKEN!”

Fri, 24 May 2013 23:05:36 -0700

“‘EY! MY CONTROLLAH’S BROKEN!”

sex-panthers: Every Spring, a vast migratory band of goths...

Fri, 24 May 2013 23:05:09 -0700

sex-panthers:

Every Spring, a vast migratory band of goths congregates in Leipzig, Germany. The goths’ presence dominates the cityscape for nearly a week before the creatures disperse, and local stocks of fishnets and clove cigarettes become dangerously low, while many disgruntled property owners report having to forcibly shoo bewildered goths out of adjacent alleys.

By and large, however, the goths have become a kind of mascot for the city, and many residents view the arrival of the goths as a herald that Spring has truly arrived. After only a few days, the goths will go their separate ways—some tagged specimens have been tracked as far away as Japan, Canada, and Russia—and life in Leipzig will return to normal. The most common reason wild animals congregate—to seek mates—does not apply to goths, who reproduce asexually. Why do they gather? What is the purpose of this strange migration? We just don’t know.

heatherbat: thesassylorax: Surprisingly inspirational Monty...

Fri, 24 May 2013 22:36:42 -0700

heatherbat:

thesassylorax:

Surprisingly inspirational Monty Python great Eric Idle everyone.

i feel this is best paired with

breakfastkingdompubliclibrary: This whole scene was really...

Fri, 24 May 2013 21:12:18 -0700

breakfastkingdompubliclibrary:

This whole scene was really wonderfully paced and unsettling.

Photo

Fri, 24 May 2013 21:11:39 -0700

Photo

Fri, 24 May 2013 21:10:33 -0700

aprovechenelpanico: xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD \m/

Fri, 24 May 2013 21:09:09 -0700

aprovechenelpanico:

xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

\m/

Photo

Fri, 24 May 2013 21:07:47 -0700

heatherbat: pluckyminna: megaparsecs: Why is Voyager always lumped in as one of the “bad” Star...

Fri, 24 May 2013 21:04:18 -0700

heatherbat:

pluckyminna:

megaparsecs:

Why is Voyager always lumped in as one of the “bad” Star Treks when it has arguably many more redeemable qualities than Enterprise, etc?

I’ll give you a hint: it starts with an m, and rhymes with “bisogyny.”

i still haven’t seen enterprise bc i heard literally NOTHING good about it from the old guard when the hell did ‘ok voyager is bad but enterprise is the cancer that killed star trek’ turn around fandom no :(

shans told me basically the best way to watch enterprise - think of it as well-funded star trek fanfic and watch each episode separately. sometimes you find a fanfic who is just writing your very own soul. sometimes you find a fic and you’re like what the hell did i just read i need to go bleach my whole self and everything i have ever touched.

and enterprise is sorta like that.

Um. No lie. I didn’t get into Star Trek UNTIL Enterprise. So everyone can shit on it, but it made me a fan. I grew up watching TNG, but it’s just never done it for me. Enterprise, though? It presses my sci fi buttons. Even if it gets really weird and stupid toward the end.

heatherbat: rockpapertheodore: pan2dapan: cerberusdad: i like the word partners because no one...

Fri, 24 May 2013 21:02:34 -0700

heatherbat:

rockpapertheodore:

pan2dapan:

cerberusdad:

i like the word partners because no one can tell if you’re dating or if you’re in a buddy cop movie

oddly enough, no one can tell if Simon Pegg and Nick Frost are dating or in a buddy cop movie.

sasusexkay: You guys ever have that OTP that is also your BroTP? Like, you don’t care how or why,...

Fri, 24 May 2013 21:01:19 -0700

sasusexkay:

You guys ever have that OTP that is also your BroTP? Like, you don’t care how or why, just as long as they are together because they are just so perfect, as friends, lovers, brothers, parent/child or angsty worst enemies.