Scribble to the Owl

toothpastecomics:

Venn diagram. From Toothpaste For Dinner

itsberryfabray:

This just in: Contrary to popular belief, “AU” does not mean “Stupid excuse to be OOC”

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basically how i did it

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thedailyshow:

“Today we can’t ride a manatee, tomorrow we won’t be able to open a business.” - Tea Party advocate Dr. Michael Coffman http://on.cc.com/11XWb1W

• Jessica: OH GOD
• Shannon.
• Carts don't float.
• You cannot ford the river.
• What happens, is you drown.
• You and your horses.
• And you panic and almost forget to leave the wagon, and in confusion struggle to the surface, and gasp air. And then, frantic, go back down because you saw a horse. And rescue your mustang, a noble steed who has survived two attacks, and tether her to the tree.
• And then you go back down, but it's getting dark and you can't see anything.
• So you make a bed and sleep. And the next day, go back down. Of course the horses are dead, but your stuff is still in the cart.
• So you make several risky dives, almost drowning twice, to get all the valuables you can carry.
• Then you, your mustang, and your two dogs go home.
• Shannon: That is like the most harrowingly compelling mini story.
• Jessica: RIGHT?!
• Shannon: Are you regaling me with Minecraft ministories?
• Jessica: I AM.

nehirose:

rozzingit:

I would really like this.

we need these

yes

baracksoglesby:

florida man: the worst superhero

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