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thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:

stephendann:

hetagarnet:

relmarrownyiscool:

I don’t even know. I’ve been having a really bad day. Have some sharks.

THAT IS AN ORCA

Yeah, but the orca can do a killer whale impersonation

You did NOt

A post which contains both feel-good sharks and also PUNS is a post that I must reblog :D

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  • cis person: so what are you, like, biologically?
  • me: water, 35 liters. carbon, 20 kilograms. ammonia, 4 liters. lime, 1.5 kilograms. phosphorous, 800 grams. salt, 250 grams. saltpeter, 100 grams. sulfur, 80 grams. fluorine, 7.5 grams. iron, 5 grams. silicon, 3 grams, and trace amounts of 15 other elements.
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bbringitbackk:

loveisfluid:

boundunbound:

clauderabbit:

myawfulpersonality:

Having an anxiety disorder is like that moment where your chair almost tips or you miss a step going down the stairs but it never stops

Shit

Truth

THIS IS THE ONLY DESCRIPTION OF ANXIETY I HAVE EVER IDENTIFIED WITH

THIS IS WHAT IT FEELS LIKE

BUT HOURS- SOMETIMES DAYS- LONG

Holy shit this is accurate

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2chaaaain:

i dont like people talking about me or thinking about me or walking behind me or watching what i’m doing 

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falstafff:

i don’t understand why people don’t instantly respond to “what would your dream superpower be” with the ability to manipulate probability.
think about it. what’s the chance someone will drop 1mil in front of me? 0%? let’s make that 100%. what’s the probability i’ll wake up tomorrow and be X gender? 100%. what’s the probability my bathtub is filled with mac and cheese? 100%.

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devils-huntress:

mage—of—blood:

nightshadedusang:

a-lunatic-without-a-cause:

terminaltides:

sebbydomain:

nonons-nani:

ninjakato:

tea-tigress:

dragonofthesky:

lasswithalaptop:

johnkatier:

I”M A FUCKING RAIN GIRAFFE I SOUND LIKE THE MOST UN-MAJESTIC ANIMAL IN EXISTENCE

ice bear! my elemental spirit companion is endangered :(

Wind Ox. Somehow this seems like more of an insult :l

A fuck lightning salmon.

ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS!!??

A flower ox… Wow. Riveting. 

Hell yeah Fire Tiger.

I’m a shadow giraffe…what.

Mother fucking fire wolf. Could not be more badass. 

MIST CHICKEN A MOTHERFUCKING MIST CHICKEN WTF FUCKING 

M I S T     C H I C K E N

moon bear

Rain snake. I’m cool with this.

 shadow dog… but I don’t like dogs.

ok i wasn’t going to reblog this except mine’s a shadow elephant and im pretty sure that’s true

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romangoddessvictoria:

nephilimgirlbooks:

yesterdayisadisgrace:

liar-liar-plants-for-higher:

chompyface:

do you ever just want to gently place your hands on someones cheeks and hold their head there in your hands and looking into their eyes and then violently jerk their head on a right angle and snap their neck

Well, that took an unexpected turn.

so did their neck

I’m dying

So are they

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kaerstyne:

star-anise:

edwardspoonhands:

Apparently if you have an anxiety disorder you can go backwards in time. 

Are you kidding? I can go back to that exact moment when I was 6 and I said something embarrassing any time I like.

well that’s just painfully accurate

kaerstyne:

star-anise:

edwardspoonhands:

Apparently if you have an anxiety disorder you can go backwards in time. 

Are you kidding? I can go back to that exact moment when I was 6 and I said something embarrassing any time I like.

well that’s just painfully accurate

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