(via callmebliss)Source: snarp
tl;dr - Redditor whining about being friendzoned gets politely told.
This needs to be reblogged until every immature little asshat on the planet gets the message.
I want to propose to the above post.
Not to the poster — I would gladly take them out for coffee and a bagel or the beverage/food item of their choice.
But I’d really like to marry the post.
(via ladyshinga)Source: coyoteandcatfish
Valentine’s Day Cards, from Night Vale.
1: “If I could choose a person and our fates were not mandated by the city council, I’d choose you to survive Valentine’s Day.”
2. “I have nothing pleasant to wish you. This is a gory, bloody day. Why is it mandated that we send these?!”
3. “I’m sorry your family member and or loved one was my Valentine.”
4. “Roses are red, have sharp fangs, and venom sacks. Violets are outlawed by the city council. Huddle in terror with me?”
(via ladyshinga)Source: nightvaleproblems
I care about the problems of men. I care that the patriarchy tells men that they have to be stoic beasts incapable of emotion. I care that the patriarchy tells men that they are lust-filled monsters incapable of controlling their own libidos. I care that the patriarchy tells men that they cannot be raped or assaulted because the patriarchy believes women are too weak and inferior to be dangerous.
Feminists did not do this to you, other men did.
(via ladyshinga)Source: the-feminist-fangirl